I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
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