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Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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