So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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