? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
