Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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