Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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