I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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