Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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