whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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