i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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