I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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