Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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