It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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