just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
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