fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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