i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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