It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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