You can't special order awesome
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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