did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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