Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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