adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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