its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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