Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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