ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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