Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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