Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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