using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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