i would punch a child for taco bell
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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