i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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