I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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