Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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