Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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