so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
40s are totally the cure
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
Randomize
