Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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