i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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