she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
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the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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