I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
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