new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
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