What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
God gave him joint rollers for hands
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I did not marry a roomba.
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