she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
