Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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