Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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