Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Banned from zoo.
Again?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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