Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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