and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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