omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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