Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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