Sponge bath it is.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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