a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
So squirting runs in the family.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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