Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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