Do you still have your period?
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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