My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Boobs are out for the taking
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
