His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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