I'm so fucking centered right now
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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